Poor Old Fella!

[DommyBoy]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a

sperm count as part of his physical exam. The

doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar

home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

 

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the

doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as

clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor

asked what happened and the man explained "Well,

doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right

hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand,

but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left,

still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with

the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still

nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next

door and she tried too, first with both hands, then

an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between

her knees, but still nothing."

 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

 

 

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get

that dam' jar open