plaicemat Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 (edited) With the season for office parties coming along, bear these points in mind. Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b)Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type d) No kebab for me, thank you e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination and I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning Edited December 7, 2006 by plaicemat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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