Police Are Being Tough On Drink Driving

[Bob F]

A friend of mine works for U-Drive, delivering vehicles in the local area. He also drinks a lot. Not a good combination.

 

Yesterday, he was driving back from Southampon and got caught in a big traffic jam. He was bursting for a piss, so, being an inventive chap he pissed into one of the empty beer cans that he had in the van!!!

 

As he came into Ringwood the Police stopped him.

 

He passed the breath test, but was arrested for possession of canopiss!!

 

I'll get me coat on he way out.

[great white]

SAD

 

Definatly time to get your coat.

 

Charlie

[Paul D]

Definitely a lot funnier when you tell it with a straight face and have everyone believing you are about to tell us some fantastic story.....

[Bob F]

[Paul J]

 

[Bob F]