Bob F Posted December 29, 2006 Report Share Posted December 29, 2006 A friend of mine works for U-Drive, delivering vehicles in the local area. He also drinks a lot. Not a good combination. Yesterday, he was driving back from Southampon and got caught in a big traffic jam. He was bursting for a piss, so, being an inventive chap he pissed into one of the empty beer cans that he had in the van!!! As he came into Ringwood the Police stopped him. He passed the breath test, but was arrested for possession of canopiss!! I'll get me coat on he way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 SAD Definatly time to get your coat. Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul D Posted December 30, 2006 Report Share Posted December 30, 2006 Definitely a lot funnier when you tell it with a straight face and have everyone believing you are about to tell us some fantastic story..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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