Manic Moore Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 On the farm lived a young chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to > play together. > > One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and > began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the > young chicken to go get the farmer for help! > > Off the young chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, she searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, > > For he had gone to town with the only tractor. > > Running around, the young chicken spied the farmer's new Z-4 silver > BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the young chicken started the > beautiful motor car and then sped off with a length of rope, hoping > she still had time to save her friend's life. > > Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the young chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the > loop of rope the young chicken tossed to him. > > After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the > young chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the > powerful car, rescued the donkey! > > Happy and proud, the young chicken drove the BMW back to the > farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. > > The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, > best pals! > > A few weeks later, would you believe, the young chicken fell into a > mud pit, and soon, she too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey > to save her life! > > The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large > puddle. > > Looking underneath, he told the young chicken to grab his tool and > he would then lift her out of the pit. > > The young chicken got a good grip, and the donkey pulled her up and > out, saving her life. > > The moral of the story? > > > When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a > chick. Quote
alun j. Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 careful reg...........Gordon has a BMW ! Quote
Coddy Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 We all know what they say about BMW drivers! Coddy Quote
reg Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Well if he has a barrel on the back of his boat. I won't be going near it Quote
reg Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 I believe it to be an old navel joke. Quote
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