great white Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 A Polish man moved to Ireland and married a Cork girl. Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very well Until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce For him. The lawyer said getting a divorce would Depend on the circumstances, and asked him The following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean, how are your relations? All my relations still in Poland. Is there infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, Im always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She is going to poison me. She buys a bottle at pharmacy and put on Shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover." Quote
plaicemat Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) You're right! Terry. Edited February 13, 2007 by plaicemat Quote
Newboy Posted February 13, 2007 Report Posted February 13, 2007 Charlie, boat building not going too well? Quote
great white Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Posted February 13, 2007 Kam As Sam said last week my brother keeps on sending the joke through, and some get posted Charlie Quote
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