plaicemat Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, "she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwords they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies. . . Here it comes, and I did warn you it was bad, "You just happened to catch my eye." Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 (edited) eer Edited July 12, 2007 by Wedger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Get your coat mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Moore Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 What if she said would you like to come to my place for breakfast and he turned around and said "oh wouldn I" I guess she would have said well if thats your atitude you can bugger off..... Wooden eye...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaicemat Posted July 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Yes, thank you, eye get it. Don't try to browbeat me, you're contributions are getting cornea. Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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