Manic Moore Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him,"What happened to you?" Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golfball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that ... Quote
Sam Posted September 11, 2007 Report Posted September 11, 2007 thats weird i had the same joke through on text earlier today sam Quote
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