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A high tech slant on an old problem.

 

Dear Tech Support:

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0.

 

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

 

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now

 

monitors all other system activity.

 

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and

 

Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

 

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run

 

my favourite applications.

 

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall

 

doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

 

Please help!

 

Thanks,

 

A Troubled User.

 

 

 

REPLY:

 

Dear Troubled User:

 

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

 

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

 

just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

 

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM.

 

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not

 

allow this.

 

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

 

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.

 

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate

 

software augmentation.

 

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

 

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system

 

will return to normal anyway.

 

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

 

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep

 

3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

 

However, be very careful how you use these programs.

 

Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.

 

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0

 

is to purchase additional software called Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

 

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

 

Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

 

irreversible damage to the operating system.

 

Best of luck,

 

Tech Support

 

Terry.

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