great white Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaicemat Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Who's going to say it? Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 i see were my bad jokes come from now sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coddy Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 I think the GRP fumes have now got to you Charlie! Coddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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great white Posted November 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 It was so bad But it raised a smile I had to share it Charlie Dave I think you may be right about the fumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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