Coddy Posted November 24, 2007 Report Share Posted November 24, 2007 During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will have and affair with your best friend and he will die a violent and horrible death later this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" Coddy Think I better get some fishing in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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