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[MIck was in court for a double murder. and the judge said. you are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner

 

A voice at the back of the court shouted out you [censored]

 

The judge continued. you are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a spanner.

 

Again the voice at the back of the court yelled out you [censored censored]

 

The judge stopped looked at the man at the back of the courtroom and said, Paddy I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But I will have no more outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt. Now what is the problem

Paddy at the back of the court stood up and responded

 

for fifteen years I lived next door to that [censored] and every I asked to borrow a [censored spanner he said he didn't have one.

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