Old Age

[Fugazi]

An old fisherman strolling along the quay asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very quayside tavern and you leaned against the back fence where we shared a passionate embrace"

 

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

 

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do

it again for old time's sake?"

 

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

 

A police officer overhears their conversation and having a chuckle to himself, thinks I've got to see this and follows just to keep and eye on them and make sure there's no trouble.

 

The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support

aided by walking sticks.

 

Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

 

The old lady lifts her skirt, the old man drops his trousers and as she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

 

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious love making that the policeman has ever

seen.

 

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises, moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on to the ground.

 

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

and old age that he didn't know.

 

After about half and hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

 

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, I've got to ask

them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,

"Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex

life together. Is there some

sort of secret to this?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that

wasn't an electric fence."