Manic Moore Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in black, but he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Removed Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Drove past Bournemouth Cemetary today and saw four men running around with a coffin on their shoulders. Two hours later drove past again and they were still there, still running around. Guess they must have lost the plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AHoy Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Thanks guys - both of the above made I snigger No mean achievement for a dry old bu**er like me, just what I needed to close off a dull day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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