Manic Moore Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. "Will the defendant please rise" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the bum. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? A. Because a nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Big Mac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. Q. Which day do chavs find most confusing? A. Father Quote
corky Posted April 17, 2008 Report Posted April 17, 2008 Q.What do you call a chav in the jobcentre ? A. lost Q. Why was the chav staring at an orange juice carton ? A. It said concentrate on it Q. Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut ? A. Ones thick and hairy, the other is a coconut sorry folks Quote
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