Manic Moore Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. "Will the defendant please rise" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the bum. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? A. Because a nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Big Mac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. Q. Which day do chavs find most confusing? A. Father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corky Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Q.What do you call a chav in the jobcentre ? A. lost Q. Why was the chav staring at an orange juice carton ? A. It said concentrate on it Q. Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut ? A. Ones thick and hairy, the other is a coconut sorry folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boybilly Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Excellent, giggled for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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