DommyBoy Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 Love it Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaffa Posted May 1, 2008 Report Share Posted May 1, 2008 If Only I was able to think that fast................and had the nerve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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