Golfing with the caddie

[Coddy]

Subject: Golfing with the caddie

 

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."

 

The man behind the counter says, "We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today."

 

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."

 

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."

 

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green. The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.

 

As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is going to break left to right."

 

The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do Believe this green will break right to left." he decided again to Listen to the machine, and he made the putt!

 

His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie. Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game?"

 

The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you for letting me take one of your robots".

 

The next week the golfer returned to the pro shop, turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."

 

The gentleman from behind the counter turned and said, "We had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."

 

Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"

 

The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."

 

The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them a differant colour?"

 

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did and then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, and the other two robbed the pro shop.

 

 

 

Coddy

Edited May 2, 2008 by Coddy