Permission to fish

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

 

First guy:

'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'

 

Second guy:

'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

 

Third guy:

'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

 

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.

 

'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'

 

Fourth guy:

'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'

 

And????

 

She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

 

[Gnasher]

Fourth guy:

'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: 'Fishing or Sex?'

 

And????

 

She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

that is quality............but how true.......i gave the missus the same ultimatium on Bank holiday monday just gone.........

 

I soon got my fishing pass for the night

 

but hard luck for claire, the tackle shop ended up being closed and i couldn't get squid so the trip was cancelled:lol:

[boybilly]

Excellant.

[Paul D]

I still like the one where you bump into a club member in Pizza Hut on Christmas Eve and suggest that a trip out for cod on the day after boxing day might be a good idea.

 

Permission is requested and the reply was "Depends on how good my Christmas Presents are ! "

 

 

[Manic Moore]

 

 

The worse one is when you get up at the crack of dawn to go fishing, the rain is lashing on the window and the wife says "you must be mad" and turns over.

 

You get all your gear ready go to get the boat out and you think....... She's right, I'm not going out in this. All the gear away, back indoors, undress slip back into bed and saying "that weather is absolutely terrible"

 

And the wife replys..............."yes and my stupid bloody husband has gone fishing in it"

 

 

[alun j.]

Good one Gordon !! Is that the response you got last Sunday?? [ You said you couldn't sleep!]

[Gnasher]

I still like the one where you bump into a club member in Pizza Hut on Christmas Eve and suggest that a trip out for cod on the day after boxing day might be a good idea.

 

Permission is requested and the reply was "Depends on how good my Christmas Presents are ! "

well, the presents must of been ok as i got the fishing pass......