getting old

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IT'S HELL TO GET OLD

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> OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part

> of his physical exam The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this

> jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and

> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's

> like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried

> with my left hand, but still nothing.

> 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then

> with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the

> teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up

> Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,

> then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but

> still nothing.'

> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

> The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'.