mw Posted December 1, 2008 Report Posted December 1, 2008 > A teacher asks her class, If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you > shoot one of them, how many will be left? > > She calls on little Ralphy. > > He replies, None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot. The teacher > replies, The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking. > > Then little RALPHY says, I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women > sitting on a bench having ice cream: > > One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The > second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. > > The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' > > The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, Well, I suppose the one that's > gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. > > To which Little RALPHY replied, The correct answer is the one with the > wedding ring on, but I like your thinking > > Quote
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