Manic Moore Posted May 26, 2009 Report Share Posted May 26, 2009 After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . OH, MY GOODNESS!' Silence followed Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. 'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' One Irish passenger yelled, 'For Fook sake!, you should see the back of mine!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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