plaicemat Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 A man checked into a hotel while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figured, what the hell, give her a call. 'Hello,' the woman said. God, she sounded sexy. 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?' She said, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an outside line.' It took three hours for him to get the courage to check out next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 sounds like me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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