Coddy Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dear Friends and Colleagues At the start of this New Year I wanted to thank you for the emails you have forwarded over the past year. I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaffa Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse. B***er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Does it matter which hand? Derek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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