New Year Message

[Coddy]

Dear Friends and Colleagues

 

At the start of this New Year I wanted to thank you for the emails you have forwarded over the past year.

 

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

 

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the

[gaffa]

By the way....a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse.

 

 

B***er

[codpiece]

Does it matter which hand? Derek.