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Is there a kids comp leaderboard ?? How can Leo see what the other girls and boys have achieved and what he needs to beat ?? #notcompetitiveintheslightest Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tarlach Too fishing Sunday Myself and Leo . Rob if you want a trip to Southampton I have room !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Top dangling boys !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That’s an undulate rob 100% Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

As the Southampton boat show is soon upon us, I thought I’d go see if I could grab a bargain hand held vhf . Only needed as an emergency back up but, I don’t want a sh1t one. It needs to be dsc, waterproof and have a good battery and range. What do you guys have and recommend ? Thanks Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

And in 3rd place ..... 83lb catch and release !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Are you an mdl user ? If you are you could park at ocean village marina for free then walk up to the show !! You can still park there if you want to pay, no height restriction ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Do we have a date for the next round yet Rob?? Would like to do some diary planning please !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

The plan was to travel to Yarmouth and drift for bass. 9am Leo and I arrived at the boat to ready ourselves for the trip. We found out or should I say we (me) we’re reminded that it was the Cowes to Torquay PB race today [emoji853] Yarmouth deep was packed with boat and spectators, all over our drifting ground. How very dare they!!! Any way ,we found some room and set up the drift ..... nothing ! Leo broke out the mackerel feathers as a back up and managed a 1.3lb scad ! The only fish of the day. Saw some quick boats though [emoji1303] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tarlach Too fishing Sunday ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I hate heights so this is amazing as far as I’m concerned !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’m glad it’s just that but, surely there are better places to drink coffee ?? Goat.caged.basin maybe ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

What you doing in hospital Brian ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Lol don’t worry I can never remember jokes. Only able to copy and paste !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

So I had this friend struggling with an unusual but serious addiction problem. He was absolutely OBSESSED with tractors. It started off fairly low key, just a bedroom covered in posters of tractors, models on the shelves etc. Eventually it escalated to the point where he was arrested for trespassing onto a farmers land and taking said farmer's tractor for a joyride around the fields. A year or so later after a lot of therapy and help from supporting friends, we're on holiday and celebrating his 6th month clean of this addiction in a local bar.... Now I return from the gents and this guy is standing on the table and very deliberately breathing in and exhaling the fog of cigarette smoke hanging above us. I look up at him and ask 'Mate, what are you doing?' He looks back at me completely deadpan and says . . . . . . . . . . . 'I'm an extractor fan' Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If any one is going ...I’ve just used this code (jG1) to get 50% off boat show tickets . BOGOF Neil Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I hope you mean “postponed” not cancelled Rob and a new date will be arranged ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv'. But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other". 20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . .. this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. Fish?", queries Noah. "Yep, fish. . .well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" Check". With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" Check". And you want it full of Carp?". Check". Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether. Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark". I’ll get my coat!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Let’s hope the weather changes !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tarlach Too never made it [emoji853] Went to the pub at island harbour and had lunch and beer instead [emoji12] Little one tripped in the “soft” playground and head butted a horizontal metal bar !! He’s fine, just now sporting a manly cut to his hair line !!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tarlach Too never made it today [emoji853] Will look again at tomorrow in the morning !! [emoji1695] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tarlach Too will now be popping out for go at the bass Saturday afternoon !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It’s on both days but you can only fish one, you need to nominate your day before hand ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yes well unless I can change Saturday commitments Tarlach Too may have to withdraw from her first comp !! [emoji853] Thanks for the heads up Mal ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.' The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.' The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.' 'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.' The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you? To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.' The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.' The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.' The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.' The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.' The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?' 'I DIED', said the rabbit. 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?' After a short pause, the rabbit said ... 'Mixin-me-toasties Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk