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But at least you can say you’ve caught one ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hammer head shark fishing anyone ?? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good luck with the plan Hooky, hope it all falls nicely into place for you ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'Sounds great, I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change and pays. The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.' Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,'says the man.. ' Same for me,' says the emu. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me mate, How do you manage to always pull the exact change from your pocket every time?' 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want, for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there.' says the man. Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?' The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse and long legs, who agrees with everything I say. FREE Animations for your email Click Here! Virus-free. www.avast.com Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thank you Dave ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Hi Are there any web designers that are club members ? My site needs some work. I’m after some advice and prices etc. Any recommendations if no club members cover this area ?? Neil Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Do they have to be for a certain make and model plotter ? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith" The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied. "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?" "I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé. The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide. Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?" The father answered, "He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Take a look at this on eBay also 362498033321 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yeah costs a bloody fortune to cross though in a year !! Was supposed to be free when it had paid for its self ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’d have this over an etec, Yamaha make excellent engines. If you could get this for £4K I think that would be a good purchase !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, you must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.' The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar.' Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I wouldn’t know that, worth a message with a sneaky £3k offer then bargain from there !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

There is this on eBay 323538123189 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Husband returns home late from the golf course --- "Wife" - "Where have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon! " Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey... but you probably don't want to hear the reason. " Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it NOW ! " Husband - "Fine We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the Button. ..... On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire. I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money. Of course I refuse it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer. She's such a sweetie, I said yes. Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ..... the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30. ...... I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am. ............ There! You wanted the truth....you got it. Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Its not just Poole, It’s the same in Southampton. It’s probably the old north south divide. Everything up north is slightly cheaper than down here on the coast !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Why have I become so cynical in my old age .I wasn't like this in my youth? Probably because when you were young you were more interested in booze and fast women !! [emoji6] Or was that just me .....?[emoji848] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It’s more expensive because more people use diesel vehicles. If we all switched over to petrol, then petrol would be more expensive. It’s nothing to do with being green or anything else. It’s all to do with maximum tax revenue !! If your car ran on farts you we would all end up with a gas meter attached to our undercrackers !!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Unlucky Greg, at least you gave the boat a run !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good luck Alan, I hope the fish gods are kind and generous to you !! I’m off to Abbotsbury at 5am tomorrow for a dangle off the shingle ! Small tides and an easterly breeze.... how more imperfect could a condition be ?? Still beats working !! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That’s where I’ll be (if I can get a crew member)! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk