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Reel Wizzard

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Reel Wizzard last won the day on December 7 2020

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About Reel Wizzard

  • Birthday 03/09/1957

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    Poole
  • Interests
    Fishing
  • Boat Name
    Tommy J

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  1. Well done bobi super fish, much better than Colin’sπŸ˜‚ and mihe 😒 lovely trophy from RNLI, shame it never had better surport from club ? Super prizes.
  2. What the h-LL is going on steak sandwich and bottle of red + fish ? All I got was 2 coffees and a cup a soup + one fish which I was forced to catch myself πŸŽ£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ all Allan did was drown worms. Only joking Al,atlest we gave it a go, please note weight loss since fishing on Fishegeale πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ well-done Kevin and crew.
  3. Sorry to hear my dance partner is ill πŸ•ΊπŸ»πŸ˜‚ hope she gets well soon, send our regards
  4. Could smell it , nearly jumped ship πŸ˜‚ need to have a word with Allan cuppa soup just not cutting it πŸ€”πŸ˜‚
  5. The way things are going Andy will be making it a joint Bream/ cod competition πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  6. GI am selling a couple of rods, first one is a ABU Suveran evo 30lb 8ft rod, if club member wants it its Β£110 got on Ebay for Β£125 also Tubertini Atlantic F1 3.2m boat match rod with five tips - 1 x Heavy,2 x Medium & 2 x Light this rod will handle weights to 1000gram same money as other rod. Both rods are in very good condition and have not had much use, they both also have there bags. Tel me 07974481808 no offers. Tubertini is now sold so just the Suveran left to sale.
  7. The only problem with having the flounder competition this weekend is that the tides are so small, they are hard enough to catch on big tides, but I Suppose someone might fluke one ( no pun intended) I would have thought the following weekend would be better, but only my personal opinion and I am not available for either. Good luck what ever day it is fished.
  8. Happy Birthday Neal, hope you are having a good time, if you get out I hope you catch more than crabs πŸ¦€ πŸ€”πŸŽ£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  9. Might be very hard getting worms for this ? There are two shore competitions this weekend and the bait draggers are going to struggle to get out in this weather, I think a decision will have to be made early ?
  10. BEST JOKE IVE HEARD IN AGES πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers. Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter. Dear Maggie, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love, Chris P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
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  12. Angling trust new specimen fish sizes for 2019
  13. Plan to have a go on the 9th πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸŽ£
  14. What flounders πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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