Helvetica walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type”
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi
I saw an old friend the other day, he was dressed as a mime artist.
I thought “He’s kept that quiet!”
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, but it’s terrible!
I painted my wife twice in cheese.
Double Gloucester!
What do you call a magical dog?
A Labracadabrador
Ah well.
Soon be Christmas.
Jim