Book Review

[Brian]

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books.............

 

'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

 

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

 

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

 

Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99

Clinton : ..... cost - $29.99

 

Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton :. .... Over 3 hours to read

 

Titanic: ...... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton : ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

 

Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton : ...... Bill is a bullshit artist.

 

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton : ...... Ditto for Bill.

 

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton : ...... Ditto for Monica.

 

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton : ....... Let's not go there.

 

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

Clinton : ... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

 

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton : ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack____.

 

Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton :. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

 

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton : ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.