Brian Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first cheque on Friday. Damn, but this is a great country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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