never try to outsmart a woman

[Graham Nash]

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to the Channel Islands with my boss and several of his friends for fishing..

We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. So could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend... And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..'

 

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, She does exactly what her husband asked.

 

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.

 

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Flatties, some Bass, and a few Rays. He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

 

You'll love the answer.

 

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".

 

Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!