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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.

When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....

 

 

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed

him in front of a train.

He was chuffed to bits.

 

 

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.

As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it... I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!

 

 

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance.

Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.

 

 

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

 

 

My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were

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