Graham Nash Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 A Portsmouth fan & a Southampton fan were unaware they were driving head on one night, when suddenly their cars collide. To their amazement, neither is hurt, but both cars are destroyed. In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on. The Southampton fan then goes to the boot of his car & fetches a 12yr old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Pompey fan, who exclaims, "may Southampton & Portsmouth fans live together forever in peace and harmony" and then gulps down half the bottle. He goes to hand the bottle back to the Southampton fan, who replies ..... "no thanks, I'll just wait til the police get here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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