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Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.


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Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.

 

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

 

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

 

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

 

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

 

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

 

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

 

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn

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