johnnyb. Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Two parrots sat on a perch and one said "can you smell fish" __________--If you get this straight away go to the top of the class.....My wife never got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) I think budgies are going cheap down the pet shop. Edited May 21, 2011 by johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Two vultures eating a dead clown,one turns to the other "does this taste funny to you?" How do you get down off of an elephant,you don't you get it off a duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) why couldnt two elephants go swimming -------they only had one pair of trunks between them.------I know its sad I can hear the groans from all the way up the M3 Edited May 21, 2011 by johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 I cant believe this post has had 4 replies and 48 views. Come on lads make a comment even if its only "Johnnyb your jokes are c**p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggcol Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Hope yourplumbing is better than your jokes Colin Ps yeah Crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuie Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 I know the forum rules say keep them clean - but there are limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Is that why I've never seen a plumber bite his nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 How do you keep Turkeys in suspense .............................I'll tell you tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Were they the turkeys looking forward to christmas??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 (edited) Your right Nigel.I dont bite my nails,but as I lift the manhole cover I always say. It might be sh*t and Jam***s to you, but its bread and butter to me. I also have a sign on the van "No stools are kept in this van overnight". Edited May 28, 2011 by johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mw Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 DO YOU STILL GET THEM IVE NOT SEEN ONE FOR YEARS but then i do work in ferndown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 (edited) What manhole covers???? Your probably not looking in the right places.? Edited May 28, 2011 by johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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