Hells Angel

[Brian]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.

 

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

 

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

 

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

 

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

 

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.

 

Why are you committing suicide?"

 

"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl......"

 

 

 

 

[petesnr]

You need to get out more--fishing that is!!

[Rob]

 

Never knew you were the leader of a Bike Gang Brian! You never can tell!!!

[johnnyb.]

 

 

Broom-Broom

[johnnyb.]

Never knew you were the leader of a Bike Gang Brian! You never can tell!!!

 

 

Maybe Brian wasnt the biker????

[Brian]

 

Maybe Brian wasnt the biker????

I've been rumbled

[johnnyb.]

 

You know the old saying Brian

 

 

Dont knock it till youve tried it.(quite likely to be the worsed advice youve ever had )

 

[Brian]

You know the old saying Brian

 

 

Dont knock it till youve tried it.(quite likely to be the worsed advice youve ever had )

 

The best advice is:

Don't put off till tomorrow, what you can do today. Then if you like it, you can do it again tomorrow.

[johnnyb.]

 

Sounds sound!!!!!!!