Brian Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 A tough looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl......" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petesnr Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You need to get out more--fishing that is!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Never knew you were the leader of a Bike Gang Brian! You never can tell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Broom-Broom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Never knew you were the leader of a Bike Gang Brian! You never can tell!!! Maybe Brian wasnt the biker???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 Maybe Brian wasnt the biker???? I've been rumbled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 8, 2011 Report Share Posted June 8, 2011 You know the old saying Brian Dont knock it till youve tried it.(quite likely to be the worsed advice youve ever had ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted June 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 You know the old saying Brian Dont knock it till youve tried it.(quite likely to be the worsed advice youve ever had ) The best advice is: Don't put off till tomorrow, what you can do today. Then if you like it, you can do it again tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted June 9, 2011 Report Share Posted June 9, 2011 Sounds sound!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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