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I sharing this with you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

 

I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u blody luvum!!

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Everyday I buy a bottle of gin, a bottle of whiskey, vodka, rum, two crates of ale and four litres of cider. It's dawned on me. I'm a shopaholic !

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