Maverick Martin Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 If my body was a car, I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull. My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed. But the worst is...Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! Yes winter must be coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cth Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If my body was a car, I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull. My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed. But the worst is...Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! Yes winter must be coming i can see this note fits a lot of people including me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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