Graham Nash Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied: "You just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does". ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lofty Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Conjunctivitis.com A site for sore eyes There has been an increase in crime in multistorey carparks That's wrong on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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