Graham Nash Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 A man bought a porsche convertible and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 100 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Porsche," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 110, 120.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that fast that I haven't heard before, you can go." The man thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice day," said the officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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