Graham Nash Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives. "Look," he said. "My regular customers dont ask for condoms, they'll askfor a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom wont even be used. The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350 please".. The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament. " Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her. She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes "!!!! she said " He's got one hanging there"....! The boss said "Go back in and give him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Very good,but u can now go fishing sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted July 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 I am hoping so Nigel as the fuel in my tank is getting stale it's been there so long!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niggle Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Stale.........a bit like you're jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Nash Posted July 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Stale.........a bit like you're jokes ha ha ..... you need to get out fishing to loosen up a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisE Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 I'd not heard it before. About to try it out on mrs e, if there are no more postings from me you'll know how it was received.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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