Brian Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) The Wurzels - "Fifty Shades of Grey" The Mrs bought a paperback down Shepton on saturday I had a look in her bag twas "Fifty Shades of Grey" Well I just left her to it at 10, I went to bed an hour later she appeared the sight filled me with dread In her left she had a rope and in her right a whip she threw them down on the floor and then began to strip! Well 50 years or so ago I might of had a peek but Mabel she aint weathered well she's 84 next week! Watchin Mabel bump n grind could not of been much grimmer things went from bad to worse she toppled off her zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet a couple minutes later she put her teeth back in again an said "I must dominate her!" Now if you knew our Mabel you'd see just why I spluttered I Edited October 10, 2012 by Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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