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Summary Of A Fisherman


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Why Fish are Better than Women.

 

1 They don't complain about the size of your rod.

 

2 You can take home more than one fish per night.

 

3 They give you a good nights entertainment and dinner next day.

 

4 Fish are willing to swallow anything.

 

5 You feel proud to be seen with a big fat fish.

 

6 Fish are happy when you throw them back.

 

7 You catch fish on crab, but catch crabs......

 

8 You can boast about your fish down the pub.

 

9 Fish don't talk about your tackle with their mates.

 

10 Fish only have five second memories.

 

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