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BLONDE PHONE CALL!!
 

"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at B&Q"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched a woman in the head."
"What on earth, why did you do that?"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

 

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