Whare are your glasses?

[Brian]

Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation ..

She was "only thinking of me ," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys ..

I did this. and when I got home last night  I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business . 

I told her that I had joined a parachute club

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old , and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?"

I proudly showed her that I'd even got a membership card ..

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club , not a Parachute Club".

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up forfive jumps a week," I told her.  She fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun !
 

[aikidojohn]

Where is that club again   

 

AJ 

[johnnyb.]

If your up for 5 jumps a week at 79 I'd like to know where your getting the tablets .I hear they are good to stop you falling out of bed.lol