The urine sample

[Brian]

One time I got sick and landed in hospital.

There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?”

Or “Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.

Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,

“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”

 At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

“Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it  better this time!”

 The nurse fainted... I just smiled.

 

 



 

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!