Building Permit

[Brian]

Just applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it bright purple with pink trim.

The City Council told me to p**s off.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

 

 

[sparky]

Spot on !!!