Mujibar

[Brian]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one.  It is a simple test of your English language skills, unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, "You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green ".

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready".

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar".

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have. 

[Wedger]

Yes Brian, I asked him on Wednesday, after many frustrated calls 'Is this a sales call Mujibar? (he had always claimed to be Kevin, Steve or John)................................He paused for a moment and said  'Bugga off'             I said 'Pardon'    he said  'Bugga off you tw@t'   Not sure if Mujibar still works at this call centre..

 

Great results too by simply putting the phone receiver on the desk till all goes quiet - their call.   I once said ' This call is being recorded for security and anti fraud purposes, Please state you name...............   by this time the phone went dead.

 

Trouble is, it all waists a few minutes of our precious life every time................... B@ST@RDS.