Brian Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 And so the Christmas Season begins....................... Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter. "In honour of the holy season", said St Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to enter". The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He lit it and said "It's a candle". You may enter said St Peter. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said "They're Bells". You may enter said St Peter. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St Peter looked at him with raised eyebrows and asked, "And just what do these symbolize?". Paddy replied, "They're Carols". niggle, sparky, Kingfisher 126 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Fisheagle Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Looks like the Sherry has been opened early this year! Allan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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