Steve S Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 At a bar ... A beautiful girl at the bar having already downed a few power drinks, turns around, faces a guy next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says:"Listen here, good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"Eyes now wide with interest, he responds:"No kidding, I'm in banking too! Which one are you with?" Happy Christmas! Jim, Brian and Kingfisher 126 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Talking of Christmas I got a perfect prezzie today .. I got a new stick deodorant ... instructions said, remove cap and push up bottom .... well, I can hardly walk but at least when I fart the room smells nice Jim, Kingfisher 126, fisherman1055 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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