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At a bar ...


A beautiful girl at the bar having already downed a few power drinks, turns around, faces a guy next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says:


"Listen here, good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds:


"No kidding, I'm in banking too! Which one are you with?"

 

 

Happy Christmas!

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Talking of Christmas I got a perfect prezzie today ..

 

I got a new stick deodorant ... instructions said, remove cap and push up bottom .... well, I can hardly walk but at least when I fart the room smells nice

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