Steve S Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic, the husband more of a no-nonsense sort of a bloke...One afternoon, the wife went out to meet a friend for tea at a cafe. While waiting, she decidedto send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."The husband texted back to her:"I'm on the toilet, please advise." _______________________________________________________________________________ A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied. _______________________________________________________________________________ Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down-under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... Jim and Brian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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